"Hello, this is Konrad. Yes I've started the Jell-o shots. Telegram all your friends this shin-dig should be outstanding."
1.
Procure your favorite booze. Usually vodka is used for making Jell-O shots,
but anything works.
2.
Have a long pull off that freshly opened bottle
then find your favorite flavor of instant Jell-O. It will most likely be in the very back of
the cupboard and dusty.
3.
Take a sip of booze and set measured amount of
water to heat.
4.
Take a sip of booze, and then dissolve Jell-O
mix into water.
5.
Take a sip of booze and reconsider adding any to
the Jell-O at this point.
6.
Take a sip of booze while finding a proper container
to portion the Jell-O. One large bowl
will be fine.
7.
Take a sip of booze, and make room in the
refrigerator to chill the Jell-O.
8.
Take a sip of booze before retiring to the recliner
for a nap.
9.
When you wake up you will have only a little bit
of booze left and none in the Jell-O.
Not a problem!
10.
Take a final sip of booze as you will only need
about 4 ounces to finish things off.
11.
Using a whisk stir the Jell-O into chunks and
mix in the booze left that didn’t get drunk.
It only has to be enough to add bite.
12.
Spoon this spiked mixture into shot glasses and
get a good laugh off the person who gets WASTED from your Jell-O shots.
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