Cooking with wine and life

You know when you are adding wine to a pot and sometimes you just turn the bottle upside down and let it glop out, 'glop' then air in 'glop' then air in, and it takes like 30 seconds for the wine to come out but you don't care. Then other times you just swirl the bottle a little and a vortex forms and all the wine rushes out of the bottle in like 3 seconds. Life is like that sometimes.